17 February 2012

Wilkommen

You may be asking yourself, "What is this forthcoming blog about?" Honestly, I don't know really know how to explain it, but I know the answers. This is, to the best of my knowledge, what it's about and what it's not about. Enjoy.

Yes:
Denim. Leather. Pointy guitars. Obscure bands. Live shows. Heavy Metal. Distortion pedals. Bullet belts. Dragons. Power Metal. Fire. Steel. Mithril. Glory. Honor. Galloping bass lines. Harmonized leads. Growls. Shrieks. Double-bass. Blastbeats. Spikes. Elves. Orcs. Dwarves. High-gain amplifiers. Mace. Axe. Sword. Warhammer. Runes. Tremolo-picking. Palm-mutes. Two-handed tapping. D-beats. Down-tuning. Dan Seagrave. Viking hordes. Pirates. Zombies. Orchestration. Indecipherable band logos. Magic. Technical musicianship. Spartacus. Band mascots. German rock. Trolls. Tolkien.

No:
Metalcore. Mallcore. Emo. Screamo. Punk. Hardcore. Acoustic guitars. Singer-songwriters. Breakdowns. Tight jeans. Bluesy pentatonics. Jam bands.